Three cheers for my dear friend

Who always has a disturbing trend

The only thing for him I wish

That he would stop talking rubbish

Besides, I have many friends

But he is the only one who tends

To make me feel that I have to take

Him all along with his problems and headache

Dealing with me he is too much clever

That he always makes me do him a favor

I often feel that my brain is rusting

When he asks me questions that are too much disgusting

Like why don’t cats bark and dogs mew ?

Why do we drink tea and don’t chew ?

I often find him saying that

“ I feel like I am a giant cat.”

Despite of he making me feel better

When he comes all of my ideas scatter

So finally I reach to this conclusion

That either he is a jerk or a crack –

Or their fusion